ladies and gentlemen, my boyfriend. is better than yours.
he even found the right kind of sock.
Okay so there was this one Jamaican shower
and then my boyfriend receives this series of texts:
High showers are AWESOME. I am a giant mermaid queen surveying my underwater cathedral shower kingdom.
MY SHAMPOO SMELLS SO GOOD
I wish you could smell me right now :(
Bat for Lashes is fucking beautiful oh my God. This is the best high listening to music in bed in the dark yet
I am going places. In my head. I just went to mars because of this song.
Goodnight :)
(Source: burst-of-beauty)
Squidward needs to get himself an MFLB
All I want when I’m high are cookies, socks, and Thoreau. And also my boyfriend (not pictured).
